I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
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I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
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Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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