Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
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