I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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