I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
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She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
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Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
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