Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
We left the knife in your bed.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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