In the future we'll all be gay
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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