I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
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getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
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so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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