Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
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I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
There r osticjed everywhere
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
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So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
I would ride that face into the sunset
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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