When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
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Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
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this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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