I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
Randomize
