Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
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The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
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