Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
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He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
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I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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