So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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