I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
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im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
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But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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