he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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