Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
She tied me up with her honor cords...
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Randomize