No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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