i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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