I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
I did not marry a roomba.
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