It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
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I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
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Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
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