her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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