we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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