wat bout pragnant strippers??
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
he shaved USA in his pubs
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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