Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
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Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
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I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
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