It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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