yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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