I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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