He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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