quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
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I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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