People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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