white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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