After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
420 ftw
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
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I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
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He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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