i already hear my dad disowning me
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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