the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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