I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
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He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
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I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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