I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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