We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
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