He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
The air was thick with penises
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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