I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
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Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
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a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
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