Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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