Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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