it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
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