She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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