please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
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We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
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Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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