Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
You need Xanax blowdarts
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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