how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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