How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Randomize
