After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
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