ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
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I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
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I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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