Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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