i already hear my dad disowning me
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
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Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
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I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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