That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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