New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
